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ndiecity: queenwhiskey: the calm before the storm That’s the...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:15:55 -0400

queenwhiskey:

the calm before the storm

That’s the kind of power walk you see in a man who’s going to slap it more than once

danielnelsen: darkpuffin: ileolai: gondorsfinest: feitanswife...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:15:36 -0400

danielnelsen:

darkpuffin:

ileolai:

gondorsfinest:

feitanswife:

sailurmars:

mycroftrh:

gerbthenerd:

Reblog if you’re part of a hostile nation that’s declared war on Australia

Oh my god though guys you don’t know the best thing! The best thing is: he’s right.

The Gay and Lesbian Kingdom of the Coral Sea Islands is a micronation near Australia. This is their flag:

The Gay Kingdom (as it is colloquially known) was founded in 2004 in protest against Australia’s legal stance against same-sex marriage.

Here are some of their stamps:

They are currently ruled by Emperor Dale I, and their currency is the Pink Dollar.

And, indeed - they declared war on Australia for not recognizing same-sex marriages performed outside the country. (Second link.)

You’re telling me there has been a Gay Island this ENTIRE TIME and I’m only just finding out about it????

WHAT

okay, but not enough people know the details on this. people at pride were upset about gay rights in australia. so they decided to sail 200 miles into the coral sea just ‘cause and put a rainbow flag on a fucking empty island out of spite. and i’m talking empty. no inhabitants. zero. it was a flat piece of land with a bit of dry grass. now it has a camp site and a post office.

they have a declaration of independence that talks a bit about gay rights and then just flat out copies the “life liberty and the pursuit of happiness” part from the american declaration of independence. and here’s the best part: the founding group actually elected their emperor. he was originally going to be called the “administrator” of a republic. their website, however, says that “upon legal advice, his title was changed to that of Sovereign on the grounds that under Australian law a defacto prince trying to claim his crown cannot be charged with treason”. so they made it a kingdom and he now claims to be a descendent of edward ii.

everything about this is glorious and everyone should know about it.

Keep reading

Not one of you mentioned that the anthem for this nation is I Am What I Am by Gloria Gaynor. Not. One. Of. You.

A very good micronation. Very good.

For the record, now that Australia finally has marriage equality, they’ve not only ended the war, but actually dissolved the micronation. It doesn’t exist anymore.

kanjiklubs:

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:11:28 -0400

kanjiklubs:

z-nogyrop: dennise-b: lilsparrow72: That moment when you...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:10:15 -0400

z-nogyrop:

dennise-b:

lilsparrow72:

That moment when you download Windows 10 on your Windows 98 computer

this is literally inhumane

this is the equivalent of sea world putting orcas in tiny-ass tanks

tinybed: hkirkh: Toddler was asked to feed the...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:05:57 -0400

tinybed:

hkirkh:

Toddler was asked to feed the cat.

Dipsapoinment

cryoverkiltmilk: rosy-lenses: reasonsmysoniscrying: (Looking at Pokémon cards) 8yo: “Will you...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 10:52:20 -0400

cryoverkiltmilk:

rosy-lenses:

reasonsmysoniscrying:

(Looking at Pokémon cards)

8yo: “Will you trade me for my Pussyduck?”

6yo: “No thank you, I’ve already got a Pussyduck.”

Me: “Guys? Um. Somebody want to spell that one out for me?”

8yo: “P-S-Y-D-U-C-K. Pussyduck.”

Me: “I see. Well, we’re gonna go ahead and call that guy ‘SIGH-duck. SIGH-duck.”

whats new pussyduck

after about six or seven whats new pussyduck drop in one it’s natu unusual

doodleforfood: The Dogtor is in!Birthday discount in my shop!...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 08:48:21 -0400

doodleforfood:

The Dogtor is in!
Birthday discount in my shop! 20% off all orders through Sunday

Photo

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 08:46:24 -0400

whitepeopletwitter:It’s begun

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 08:45:28 -0400

whitepeopletwitter:

It’s begun

snorlaxatives: pixelguy979: snorlaxatives: i can’t believe there are people that are still in high...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 08:44:55 -0400

snorlaxatives:

pixelguy979:

snorlaxatives:

i can’t believe there are people that are still in high school like… it’s literally 2018 how have you not grown up yet damn

Are you perhaps some sort of idiot?